P. J. O’Rourke

A junk bond is a loan to your little brother; a high-quality bond is a loan to your little brother by the Gambino family.

Descartes, 17th century

A man is incapable of comprehending any argument that interferes with his revenue.

Sienfield to Kramer

People don't refuse money. That's what separates us from other animals.

(From the movie "The Bridges of Madison County")

Things change. They always do. One of the laws of nature. Most people are afraid of change, but if you look at it like it's something you can always count on, then it can be a comfort. There's not many things you can really count on.